Raise Your Glass, You are Perfect to Me

alyssa. twenty three.
This is just another place to splash my thoughts about in a reckless fashion, hoping I find someone who understands.

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Zero patience today.


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Platypus playtime

dont they have a claw that’s vemonous or something? u playin with fire son

only the males have venomous claws, on their hind paws! this platypus is a female :>



Platypus playtime

dont they have a claw that’s vemonous or something? u playin with fire son

only the males have venomous claws, on their hind paws! this platypus is a female :>

Anonymous asked: 63, 74, 87

63. First concert?

     I went to a Kutless (sp?) concert with my youth group in middle school, it was very loud.

74. What is your favorite book?

    How do you even pick a favorite book? My favorite series is Harry Potter, but usually my favorite book is whatever I’m ccurrently engrossed in. Although I really love Chasing Red Bird by Sharon Creech. Or The Giver by Lois Lowery.

87. Ever won a contest? 

     Not that I recollect, but it’s possible. I’m usually in the middle of the pack, and that doesn’t really bother me usually. 

Anonymous asked: 6, 11, 20, 50, 56

6. What are you excited for? 

     Right this second, I’m excited that someone was brilliant and invented fresh grapefruit in a plastic jar thing so that I don’t have to work so hard for delicious food. Otherwise, I’m really excited for whatever is ahead. I know life is going to take a turn for the better soon, with hopefully a job I enjoy, and the prospect of that is very exciting. 

11.How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

     Not many, sadly, men tend to let me down.

My Dad, My brother Phil, my best friend Caleb, a friend Ian, and my uncles, Jimmy and Jon. 

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

     That it’s nearly impossible to gain “experience” after you graduate. Now, it’s either you have it, or you don’t. I don’t.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

     Yes, and I loved it! I attended a wilderness survival camp, and we were taught basic archery. 

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Vet, whale/dolphin trainer, marine biologist


Glitter Jars
A glitter jar is just an ordinary jar with glitter inside. People mostly make these to make little children calmer. 
The point of a glitter jar is to shake it up, then watch the glitter fall down. While you’re watching, your thoughts become calmer. Trust me, it works like a charm!
Making a glitter jar. You will need:
1 jar or bottle (with lid/cap)
1/10 vegetable oil
9/10 water
lots of glitter
food coloring
Add the water and vegetable oil together. Add a few drops of food coloring and all of the glitter. Put the lid/cap on (tight!) and shake it.
When you want to harm or feel stressed, shake the glitter jar and watch until the glitter is settled. It’ll calm you and hopefully the emotion will pass.




"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming


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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
I'll answer whatever you ask guys


Chickens need hugs too.

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These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

My childhood

Mr. Rogers was actually an ex Marine and has tattoos everywhere that’s why he wore a sweater every episode

i wana watch In Between The Lions now.

Glo’d up without cable this shit was my life omggg

That is a FALSITY!!!




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